11 Times Twitter Brought Us More Joy Than We Thought Possible

Twitter is great for mindlessly scrolling and hoping for a laugh. Well we have removed the hope aspect, because these tweets are pretty much guaranteed to garner a laugh, or at the very least a smile, or at the very least a thought of 'ha.'.

1. ARE HEARTBEATS SUPPOSED TO BE HARD TO TALK OVER?

Coffee: Would you like to be more productive
Me: Hell ya
Coffee: Would you also like to be super aware of your heartbeat
Me: Wait what

-- Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) February 12, 2018

2. Whoa.

Hey I just realised:

Harry
Albus Dumbledore
Ron
Ron
Yermione

Professor Quirrell
Old woman
Tom Riddell
That guy with the eye
Everyone else
Ron

-- Flora underscore underscore Flora 🦄🦋 (@Flora__Flora) February 10, 2018

3. Don't sleep and text.

i woke up at 3:48 from a weird dream i wanted to rememember. tried to text myself sketchy details. accidentally sent them to a number one off from mine. help pic.twitter.com/nmjl0MbT4q

-- Cohen is a Ghost (@skullmandible) February 13, 2018

4. It is literally their zone. They are there and they enjoy it. Have fun, friends.

I keep all my boys in the friend zone cause they're my friends and I wouldn't have them anywhere else

-- Trevor Lyon (@LyonatLarge) February 13, 2018

5. And we commend your attempt.

sorry everyone. i tried. i really did pic.twitter.com/P5Auz3bNq3

-- eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) February 9, 2018

6. Thanks.

Luigi Luge you're welcome pic.twitter.com/K5ZanQnTcx

-- Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) February 12, 2018

7. I'm fucking the raccoon, Cindy.

wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair

-- Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 18, 2016

8. And the Oscar goes to...'Grinding Nemo."

From now on please refer to "The Shape of Water" as "Grinding Nemo."

-- Katie Rich (@katiemaryrich) February 13, 2018

9. Gamestop, you monsters.

10. Damn, her sleep puns are better than our regulars.

For the first time, I made a pun out loud in a dream last night. My friend gave me earrings that had German writing on them and I said "these are Aryan earrings...ary-rings." This feels like a step I can't come back from

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 4, 2018

11. Better to be safe than sorry.

lacroix is like drinking sprite with a condom

-- jaboukie young-black (@jaboukie) February 13, 2018

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