We don't know about you guys, but we're absolutely FLUSHED after reading these riveting pick-up lines.
They kind of read like a modern day John Keats but the instead of there being an "Ode to a Nightingale" it's more like an "Ode to my Boner".
Honestly, just glad to see that the age of Romance is having a real renaissance.
1. It's good he cares about dental hygiene.
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2. You might want to see a doctor about all these symptoms.
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3. Glad you figured that one out, friend.
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4. *Slathers on makeup like garlic around a vampire*
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5. I'd like to pump my fist into your face and the dump you on the side of a highway.
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6. Oh, oh no thank you.
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7. What an interesting perspective to have.
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8. Wow, you must love your sister!
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9. Thanks?
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10. No, no it's not.
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11. You had me at "I usually don't find women funny".
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12. Pretty sure Ted Bundy is back from the dead and hitting up Twitter.
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13. How about we don't and never speak again.
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14. I'd like a million bees to fly up your urethra.
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