We at CollegeHumor would like to congratulate musician Blake Shelton on being named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive! After all, 2017 has been a dark and confusing year, so our idea of what's considered "sexy" should similarly be warped. See, Blake Shelton isn't your average "sexy" man - he's a little older, he's not in the best shape, he's not particularly handsome...well, okay, maybe he isn't that sexy at all? Let alone literally the sexiest man alive on the planet right now? HAS ANYONE TOLD PEOPLE MAGAZINE THAT IDRIS ELBA EXISTS?!
Anyways, people are roasting this whole thing pretty hard - but don't feel too bad for Blake Shelton, since he is still a millionaire TV star who's dating Gwen Stefani. He's gonna be okay.
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Blake Shelton is not even the sexiest:
-- Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) November 15, 2017
1) Gwen Stefani spouse (Gavin Rossdale)
2) country singer (Steve Grand)
3) Voice guy (Adam Levine)
4) Blake (Blake Lively)
5) Racist (Dean Cain)
2.
How can you trust straight people when they chose Blake Shelton as the sexiest among them
-- Eliel Cruz-Lopez (@elielcruz) November 15, 2017
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STOP HATERS! Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive! Also, my favorite meal is a room temp bologna sandwich with a cup of piping hot fruit punch.
-- Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) November 15, 2017
4.
Blake Shelton is, at best, the sexiest divorced dad at this barbecue
-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 15, 2017
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Blake Shelton is sexy if you like a guy who's always about to lean in and tell you about hearty, healthy, American dog food.
-- Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 15, 2017
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Blake Shelton looks like the single dad in a Hallmark movie called "Sexy for Christmas."
-- Brandi's Seen 500 Humans/Cats of NY; Thats Tombili (@ItsTheBrandi) November 15, 2017
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Blake Shelton gives me hope that I too could one day be People Magazine's sexiest man alive.
-- Fortune Feimster (@fortunefunny) November 15, 2017
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Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are like a long-running CBS show that I have no idea who's watching but here's season 24 and wasn't he David Caruso at one point
-- Ira Madison III (@ira) November 15, 2017
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Blake Shelton wins People's coveted award for "Most Persuasive Publicist"
-- John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 15, 2017
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even a straight man can see there's no way blake shelton is the sexiest man alive. i dont think he's even the sexiest man named blake shelton.
-- Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 15, 2017
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Woke up and saw Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive. Did a bunch of celebrities die or something last night?
-- S𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊 D𝖔𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉 (@realBigBalls) November 15, 2017
Yep - sorry Blake, but you just can't hold a candle to the TRUE SEXY STUDS of history, like 1989's Sean Connery:
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