If you're going to pretend that a text you sent was an accident, then don't be surprised when people call you out on your pathetic excuse.
There's no way your phone sent me a perfectly angled picture of your shlong, this thing contains a goddamn perfect ratio for heck's sake.
1. Is your new puppy's name Dick?
2. Ugh, I meant to send you my OTHER wang photo.
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3. Too bad you can't enlarge it in real life :-/
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4. Wasn't me it was my very horny friend.
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5. Sorry, didn't mean to send you just a throbbing hard on.
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6. I said it wasn't for you!
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7. When your nudes are next to your family photos.
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8. This is a totally reasonable explanation.
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9. I was TRYING to show you my shaving cream and my dick popped out.
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10. SO embarrassing.
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11. I'll take NOPE for 1,000, Trebek.
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