Hey kids, don't lie about doing drugs - we can tell that you're lying about taking your mom's thyroid medication and tripping balls for 3 hours.
The next time you want to play badass and tell stories about how you once saw a singing dragon while high, just remember that you'd sound a lot cooler if you just don't.
But, don't take our word for it, the proof is right here and it's an absolute cringe-fest.
1. What a minty fresh adventure!
via je_suis_un_
2. Oops, mistook Ecstacy for Tums AGAIN! ^w^
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3. Even his dog is like "that didn't happen, Jeff, and you know it".
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4. TFW you think you did a murder during sex.
via Mycologhost
5. That fish's name? Albert Highnstein.
via TrueGrubs
6. Puff the magic dragon.
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7. You can tell I'm high because I'm so random!
via Kitty-Kat-Katarina
8. Pot and weed are not the same, apparently.
via panda-berry
9. When you're in high school and have enough money to replace a jar of sugar with cocaine.
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10. Woah, you're a madman!
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