Technically, you can flirt however you want, but we're just gonna real talk for a second.
If you're constantly *starts sweating profusely* putting descriptions of what you're doing *looks down at feet, embarrassed* like this, then you're doing the whole pick-up thing wrong *whimpers*.
Next time you feel like you really need to express yourself in this way, maybe just...don't. Senpai isn't noticing you for a reason.
1. So, even in your roleplaying fantasy your voice still cracks?
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2. Good thing you're 5,000 miles away from (hopefully) everyone in existence.
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3. NO THANK YOU.
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4. I feel like this should get someone legally arrested.
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5. Please, don't sneak up behind women, even if it's hypothetical.
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6. M'Princess
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7. *Leans as far away as physically possible*
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8. I bet you're such a nice guy, too.
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9. Such a way with words.
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10. Even your fantasies are sad.
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11. You had me at "excessively starting to sweat"
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12. *Throws whatever I can grab back at you so you'll leave*
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13. I'm not here to kink shame or anything, but stay away from my feet, thanks.
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14. I didn't order a knight in shining armor, can I send it back?
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15. *Shapeshifts into a corpse because I'd rather be dead than deal with whatever this is*
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