"M'lady, would you do me the honour and put thine lips upon this Dorito-crusted mouth? Nay? Whatever, slut, I don't even like you anyway."
Yes, that is a sentence in Neckbeardian, a language used mostly by chivalrous and rotund men-NAY, GENTLEMEN-who live in their mom's basement.
If you're interested in learning more, don't. This language truly sucks.
1. The date didn't go well because I'm a massive chode.
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2. SERIOUS ANNOUCEMENT TIME: would you sibble my dingle?
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3. The only thing cheesy is the literal piece of cheddar in the center of your mind maze.
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4. How to shit on things people enjoy just because.
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5. Join me in this battle! Don't worry, you don't have to leave the house.
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6. *Picks up chain smoking habit IMMEDIATELY*
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7. Doth thine woman mind if thoust is to take pleasure from her aesthetic?
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8. I think the bottom text is the boldest statement he made here.
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9. It must be so boring not living inside an incredibly overheated mascot costume.
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10. You have quite a way with words, you speak them and then I want to run aWAY.
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11. Suck it, Grandma Jodie.
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12. "Pleasure to MEAT you".
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