IIiiit's the most wonderfulll tiiiime for like a bunch more years until there's anooother eclipse. Get those corneas ready to be singed the fuck off, cuz the moon is photo-bombing the fuck out of the sun today.
If you're like us and forgot to buy special glasses to watch it, make sure to check out these hilarious eclipse tweets while you still have your vision. Then go blind doing what you loved, staring directly at the sun.
1. It's as beautiful as they said it would be
just saw the solar eclipse http://pic.twitter.com/SClrivqONY
-- anime (@animetbh) August 21, 2017
2. Only true Apexs can handle it
weird how we're apex predators and yet I will genuinely have to fight the temptation to blind myself today
-- Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 21, 2017
3. Must be from all the avocados we are eating
[During the eclipse] "millennials are killing the sun industry"
-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 20, 2017
4. Ah yes, so true
You (a rube): The eclipse is a rare, magical event
-- Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) August 21, 2017
Me (smart): Events happen all the time. Nothing should make you feel anything.
5. A snack AND an eclipse? What are we kings?
Don't have solar eclipse glasses? Not to worry, you can still safely watch by biting two eyeholes in a tortilla
-- Eli Yudin (@eliyudin) August 21, 2017
6. R.I.P.
Mario looked at the solar eclipse without protection and he went to heaven don't be like Mario http://pic.twitter.com/hjQzzWEr1N
-- Chakra-X (@ChakraXcartoons) August 21, 2017
7. Ya know what, let's call it 75%
id say theres about a 50% chance this happens later http://pic.twitter.com/dQ1zqZWxqv
-- leon (@leyawn) August 21, 2017
8. "What, no these are just the glasses I wear now"
I have decided that the funniest part of Trump going blind would be that he would NEVER admit that he went blind
-- slackbot (@pareene) August 21, 2017
9. And raw dog is the true indicator of a hero
looking at the eclipse without glasses is simply a form of raw dog
-- drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) August 21, 2017
10. Can't beat the classics...
Still funnier than any other eclipse take http://pic.twitter.com/QHgelIaPuv
-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 21, 2017
11. ...but we can improve upon them!
http://pic.twitter.com/SlwKG4cvj4
-- Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) August 21, 2017
12. Get the fuck off our turf, Hostess
Lol ok https://t.co/lobyuNOkee
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 21, 2017
13. I'm only getting in people's way every 50 or so years
celebrating the eclipse by being in the way
-- dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) August 21, 2017
14. Eclipse glasses: E N G A G E
i'm ready for the eclipse http://pic.twitter.com/oGHvAt7xVP
-- erin gilfoy (@eringilfoy) August 21, 2017
15. Just like, text me about how great I am
I really relate to this eclipse because I too want attention but don't want anyone to look directly at me.
-- Best Coast (@BestCoast) August 21, 2017
16. But we will have so many jokes about the unobstructed sun
bright side is at least we'll have a few years of no eclipse jokes after today
-- luisa díez (@luisadieznuts) August 21, 2017
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2uZvzCi
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