17 "I Am a Man/Woman Looking For" Tweets That Are Exactly What You're Looking For

الأربعاء، 23 أغسطس 2017

17 "I Am a Man/Woman Looking For" Tweets That Are Exactly What You're Looking For

These days dating apps are far too simplistic. Sometimes you are a man or woman looking for much more than just a man or woman.

1. Science.

I am a:

⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Mitochondria

I am:

⚪️Looking for men
⚪️Looking for women
🔘 The powerhouse of the cell
-- Zach ⛳️ (@zachey_pauley) August 21, 2017

2. NEMO HIS NAME IS NEMO

I am a:

⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Father

Looking for:

⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘MY SON HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON http://pic.twitter.com/x2VjWAyr3g
-- The Don (@JackedYoTweets) August 21, 2017

3. Of Motonui. You will board my boat...

I am:

⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 Moana
-- off-brand elsa (@IfUSeek_Amy_) August 20, 2017

4. I am a GOLDEN GOD looking to become A 5 STAR MAN

I am:
⚪️tethered
🔘untethered

And my rage knows:
⚪️bounds
🔘no bounds http://pic.twitter.com/XrDRkH4XNT
-- mike (@wolf_c0la) August 21, 2017

5. PARKER, get in here

I am a:
🔘 Man
⚪️ Woman

Looking for:
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Pictures of Spider-Man http://pic.twitter.com/rWBUd3MIHC
-- Alex (@AuraGuardian94) August 21, 2017

6. I tend to get a little sweaty when I'm...pumpin iron. Check it out.

I... am a:

🔘Man
⚪️Woman http://pic.twitter.com/Y9RP4Fi9eQ
-- BARíSTA・BOMB (@JacksonParodi) August 21, 2017

7. Pretty straightforward

I am just a:

⚪️:girl

🔘:guy

That loves:

Cheese:⚪️

Cake:⚪️

Adventure:🔘 http://pic.twitter.com/EQtl3CAfb9
-- Liam (@LostSock13) August 21, 2017

8. Life in plastic, so I've heard, is fantastic

I am a:

⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Barbie Girl

In a:

⚪️Relationship
⚪️Marriage
🔘Barbie World
-- Arin "Arin" Hanson (@egoraptor) August 21, 2017

9. Follow in our Presidents footsteps

I am a :
⚪️ Man
🔘 Woman

Looking:

⚪️ Into an eclipse box
🔘 Directly into the sun
-- ( ¬‿¬) (@meganmokesalot) August 21, 2017

10. Which one of you morons is pressing the "cash later" button?

I am:

⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 have a structured settlement

I need:

⚪️ cash later
🔘 cash now

Seeking:

⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 JG Wentworth
-- jack wagner (@jackdwagner) August 20, 2017

11. Sorta! You're gettin it

I am a:

⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Hey guys how does th

Looking for:

⚪️ Men
⚪️ Women
🔘 how does this joke work please I'm confused
-- Sophie (@cewghy) August 21, 2017

12. Talk to your doctor if this meme is right for you

i am:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 experiencing an erection lasting longer than 4 hours

seeking:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 to contact a doctor immediately
-- goth turtle (@dubstep4dads) August 21, 2017

13. Can't get the Luigi whistles out of my head now

I am a:

🔘Man
⚪️Woman

Looking for:

⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘Marioooo...? Marioooo? MAAAAARRRRIIIIIIOOOOO?! http://pic.twitter.com/ndrU10skse
-- Skyler (@SegaSky) August 20, 2017

14. LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

I am a:

🔘Man
⚪️Woman

Asking myself:

🔘Well... How did I get here
🔘Where is that large automobile
🔘MY GOD! what have I done?! http://pic.twitter.com/hcBtGAORB0
-- Gaddafi (@WokeGaddafi) August 21, 2017

15. I am looking for directions to Flavortown

I'm:
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 guy fieri

and I'm:
⚪️ running
⚪️ walking
🔘 rolling out looking for americas greatest diners drive-ins and dives
-- Chance Harbour (@ChanceHarbour) August 20, 2017

16. It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this?

I'm:

⚪️a man
⚪️a woman
🔘coming out of my cage

And I've:

⚪️never felt this way before
⚪️had the time of my life
🔘been doing just fine
-- bumblegoat (@NECROMANClNG) August 19, 2017