Your friends and family don't get the real you. Only Twitter knows what you're really like deep down. Don't believe me? Check out these tweets.
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me pretending to have 5 years experience at an entry level interview http://pic.twitter.com/4hdnvQuNx9
-- jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) August 8, 2017
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Coworker: [sees me eating a Lunchable] Lunchables are for kids.
-- Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 10, 2017
Me: [under my breath as he's walking away] That's some Lunchabullshit.
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My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. http://pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi
-- Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017
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Age 10: I'm going to be a rockstar
-- Noodles (@Dawn_M_) August 9, 2017
Age 20: I might learn an instrument someday
Age 30: I hope a piano lands on me
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DATE: I like vegetables
-- bobby sun 🌏 (@touchmybobby) August 6, 2017
ME, SWEATING PROFUSELY: http://pic.twitter.com/U3HbMqWhTw
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When will my husband return from pollinating... http://pic.twitter.com/6kExwO4Fih
-- summer chris . (@datbeeboi) August 7, 2017
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There's no cereal in the house so I just gave my son a bowl of turmeric. He'ss very angry & getting red & larger
-- rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 10, 2017
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is this a riddle http://pic.twitter.com/raYPgYUZ7R
-- the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) August 10, 2017
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Your rap name is "young" + your credit card number, expiration date and CVV
-- Sug Knight Shyamalan (@sug_knight) August 10, 2017
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http://pic.twitter.com/wvT0KxgrcZ
-- Will Rahn (@willrahn) August 8, 2017
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Uber driver: ...........
-- Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017
Me: ..........
Uber driver: ..........
Me: 5 stars.
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2vLKpvP
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