Swipe it like it's hot.
1. Wait do you have the number for your big grey friend, though?
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2. Sorry, I don't negotiate with terrorists.
via thatguyfromlasvegas
3. Your horoscope for today is getting boned by the horoscope.
via Noobsicles
4. Throw in a shoe shine free o' charge gov'nah!
via The_WA_Remembers
5. These will be the vows I write on my wedding day.
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6. If we don't talk about it, who will?
via yellowcarpet
7. This ain't a Tinder profile, it's a goddamn arms race.
via SeeemsLegit
8. Doctors orders.
via LusciousJohnny
9. Do you have a popcorn setting?
via PGids
10. They do say that.
via AlexTweaks
11. Crushed. Just absolutely crushed.
via jordanr1369
12. No man is as cool as this man.
via borninbrit
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