I'm sure Facebook Video has introduced you to a lot of weird shit you had zero intention of watching in the first place, but nothing...NOTHING you've seen in your feed could possibly prepare you for the narrative videos of ViralFox.
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ViralFox is just a poor aggregator site trying to make its way in an Internet full of aggregator sites, and I guess they've decided that the best way to reach their audience is through sappy, ham-fisted, poorly animated shorts that feel like a 9 year old's idea of D E E P.
This one is entitled: "Don't be a fool. Cherish everyone and everything while you still can! Don't wait til it's too late..."
W-WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
He...accused his wife of the capital sins?? And she left?!
He has ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND A GASTRIC DISEASE?!
How is the moral of this story "Treasure what you have before it's gone" and not "Don't cheat on your fucking wife?"
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Alright, alright. Take that one in, you gotta prep your mind and body for the next one.
Alright so this one is called: And do you trust your better half?
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So this lady is sad as hell cause she's a big uggo. But with a little help from MAJOR COSMETIC FACIAL SURGERY, she can finally be happy.
See, now we're talking. This is what mama was missin out on.
...Alright, marryin the dude at the club - go head girl. Time to give birth to this dude's child.
BUT WAIT.
IT CAN'T BE.
You cannot escape ugliness. It's a lifetime sentence.
YOU. CAN'T. FOOL. THE. GENE. POOL.
TAKE THAT YOU UGLY FREAKS!
If you dare change yourself, know that someday karma is gonna come swinging back around and give you a newborn troll, 80 years old out of the womb.
Alright saddle up, I saved the best one for last. It's a doozie.
Of course it's called: What a powerful story...And do you think that the wife made the right decision?
hOw FuCkInG cRaZy IS THAT SHIT?!?!?!
I don't care how donezo this dude is with his marriage - How the FUCK does he not realize his wife has STAGE 4 CANCER?!
Why the FUCK didn't this wife just TELL her husband she had cancer?
Why is the kid hype as hell his mom is being carried?
All these questions and more will never be answered, but know as long as you peep in on ViralFox every once in a while, you can be treated to these inexplicable abominations whenever you like.
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2w13utn
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