Get some Scots on your timeline, my friends. You'll thank me later.
1. They're ganging up on me!
How can my brother lose to my heavily pregnant mum in a swimming race and then cry that it wasn't fair because it's 'two against one' 😭😭
-- jamie (@jamiethwaitess) August 6, 2017
2. Doesn't matter the day. It's always goin down.
Fuck sake Gran it's only Wednesday http://pic.twitter.com/SUxEX3b7dn
-- Kyle (@kylechristie0) December 21, 2016
3. Who tf is this Mr. Russel character?
Walkin the dugs n a guy asked are they jack russels? Naw mate their mine
-- Dylan O'Neill (@DylannnONeilll) March 28, 2015
4. Bend the knee, mother.
Game of thrones theme tune gets me aw buzzing needty go outside to calm down after it's done before I end up taking a sword to ma mum
-- Kyle (@k_kimmins) August 16, 2017
5. Gregor, it's ok man come back.
Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah http://pic.twitter.com/Z3odk1DLbk
-- robbiegarrick (@robbiegarrick) April 4, 2016
6. Seems pretty good to me.
Was just at the bank n a wee old wife says to me "could ye check ma balance son" so a pushed her
-- Sandy Inch (@sandyinch1) August 12, 2017
7. I'd resign day one. No amount of money would be worth it.
Imagine yer job was employing service dogs & u had to fire one, pure heartbroken saying "best of luck in yer future endeavours Baxter mate"
-- SUPERNOVA (@NoamDar) December 13, 2016
8. You always take her side.
mum trying to defend the dog for doing a shite in ma room like 'she's down here' awryt mum am jokin it was me who done a shite on ma carpet
-- Lorin (@_lozzzzax) March 4, 2015
9. Holy shit this dog F U C K S.
Emma saw this smug fuck from the bus and I'm gonnae kick his wee spaniel heid in for trying to impress ma burd. http://pic.twitter.com/SRUwmjUJZ2
-- Shinobi Boaby (@ComradeTheBear) July 24, 2017
10. He should be applauding you for your selflessness
Ma dads actual raging at me because a came in steamin last night and used all the family ham to feed the cats in the street 😂😂😂
-- scottdog (@scotty_j__) April 30, 2017
11. Nothing like a lil UFC to get you super horny.
boy infront eh us at ufc wi the dirty talk hahahahaha http://pic.twitter.com/pUaZVDkPYY
-- Ryan Flinn (@ryanflinnn) July 16, 2017
12. The power of Christ compels him!
Talkin about drinkin and my uncle go's 'a used to get called the exorcist cause every time a left folks houses there was nae spirits left'😂
-- Luke Morton (@lukemorton5) March 18, 2017
13. I bet they look pretty cool though.
So annoying how ma pals always get cute pics when we are out n am nowhere to be seen cos am probably on the dance floor dain heed spins
-- Heythere Scott (@heatherscottxx) July 24, 2017
14. Tap into the link, it's worth it.
lmao stone cold steve auschwitz did nazi that coming https://t.co/GB2o38KOdS
-- Butt Sea (@Butsay_) August 13, 2017
15. I prefer my dobber in.
Sleeping naked is all well and good until yer maw whips the covers off ye in the morning to wake u up and yer sitting wae yer dobber oot
-- montyyyy (@montyyyy17) November 1, 2016
BONUS: From Facebook. Please weigh in here, folks the man needs answers.
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