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just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio
-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) May 29, 2016
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Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I laced your martini with a measles vaccine. You're autistic now.
-- Mark Leggett (@markleggett) October 26, 2014
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barber: what kinda cut you want fam?
-- antonio lmao (@aayylmao) December 16, 2014
him: just fuck my shit up http://pic.twitter.com/5ZkPaTh6r1
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Dead on the inside counts too http://pic.twitter.com/BRhqEnFwen
-- Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) March 8, 2016
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You sit alone in arbys, face shiny with grease and tears. Your family is thankful you're no longer around.
-- Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) November 26, 2015
Happy thanksgiving from Arbys
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Me: why do bad things happen to good people?
-- robust healthy boy (@Amusitr0n) May 13, 2013
God: *reveals image of me jerking off to April from Ninja Turtles*
Me: oh
God: *nods solemnly*
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*puts om roumd glases*
-- jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 28, 2013
haha wowe limke harrey poter !
*rides a traimn*
jus lieke harbey pobtre !!!
*paremts die*
hambrey pabre
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thrown out of cop school for writing 'whos that pokemon' next to all the chalk outlines
-- mail me a shoe (@egg_dog) February 13, 2014
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from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/1TRqXEH
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