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vaping is the only gender neutral birth control there is http://pic.twitter.com/pbhr6t80Px
-- Rebecca Caplan (@RabbiReba) June 26, 2016
2.
Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all his thumb rings off yet.
-- Rob Fee (@robfee) May 26, 2016
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If taylor swift weren't famous, she'd be the most passive-aggressive mom at pre school
-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 14, 2016
4.
It's tough this year. I'm worried Hillary's a liar, and I'm worried Trump's not.
-- Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) June 3, 2016
5.
Just saw "Balls of Fury". If I can ever manipulate time, the first thing I will do is restore the 2-hrs I spent watching it.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 2, 2011
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if the people who want trump to become president & the people who watch "Finding Bigfoot" was a Venn diagram it would be one circle
-- EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) January 12, 2016
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Belle could have easily set up some kind of literacy program in her town instead of being a pretentious snit about it
-- Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) June 28, 2016
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Now that one girl just hopes her milkshake will bring the boys to her yardsale, where she'll be selling used copies of that one cd she had.
-- Ross Snow (@MessJenkins) October 19, 2012
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Lena Dunham and Kanye West in a fight about feminism over his music video is the most 2016 thing that could ever happen
-- Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) June 28, 2016
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Ok, a wall on the Mexican border is insane, but hear me out, what if instead of Mexico it was Florida
-- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) May 26, 2016
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O wow they made a show about me http://pic.twitter.com/zGcUhFb3WR
-- Amir Khan (@AmirismyBFF) May 19, 2016
12.
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders Refuses To Concede http://pic.twitter.com/FJcIsVINWf
-- Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 9, 2016
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The Terminator puts his sunglasses on dumb and doesn't tuck the arm behind his ear. Who's the ultimate badass now??? http://pic.twitter.com/IO71bYAFSN
-- Tony Wilson (@HELPFULTONY) June 14, 2016
14.
People with flip phones; what is your monthly plan like? Do they send you $5 with a note that says "hope you get back on your feet" or what
-- Sam (@chinspired) May 23, 2016
15.
I love how music can take you to another place. for example Meghan Trainor is playing in this cafe so now I'm going to a different cafe.
-- ّtroy (@jordanboodie) August 8, 2015
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