1.
So sick of all the Jaydens and Braydens. I prefer more traditional names. This is my daughter, Jem and my son, N64.
-- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 6, 2014
2.
You can make valid criticisms of Nintendo's character design but they didn't feel the need to put tits on a Goomba. http://pic.twitter.com/h50MDHONli
-- LINCOLN DICKWIELDER (@red_mercer) April 22, 2016
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The years spent playing Tetris in my youth pays dividends every time I have to put the freezer stuff away after a big shop.#TetrisMovie
-- Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 17, 2016
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If you say "what the fuck am I doing with my life" 3 times into the mirror I appear with a pizza and we play N64 until our eyes bleed.
-- Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) January 18, 2014
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The Nintendo Gameboi. It only texts you when it wants to play, then ghosts after you blow on its cartridge.
-- Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) April 25, 2016
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Security question:
-- Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) April 19, 2016
What was the name of your childhood best friend?
> Nintendo
Welcome back Nicholas Wiger
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My Tetris porn parody is just ninety minutes of me shoving rectangular blocks up my ass
-- will weldon (@oldmanweldon) May 20, 2016
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hey son did you hear about the new smash bros character?
-- lawblob (@lawblob) September 7, 2014
it's a job application... and his special power is getting u out of the damn house
9.
My best friend and I like the same guy. She has big boobs and I have Turok on my N64 so
-- Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) October 1, 2014
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Just found this key above me on a train. Nintendo has taught me this will later become vital. http://pic.twitter.com/wpuieG815Y
-- Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) February 13, 2016
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There are two people in this world: ones who think Super Smash Bros when they hear the name Mario, and ones who think 'Let Me Love You.'
-- Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) November 15, 2014
12.
Don't hate the game hate the player if he chooses the Ice Climbers in Smash Bros Melee.
-- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 23, 2013
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why does Donald Trump's hair always look like it has a GameCube-era depth of field effect on it
-- Nick Robinson (@Babylonian) June 8, 2016
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who the fuck would live in that castle from mario 64 there's no furniture or kitchen it's just paintings and stairs to more paintings
-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) May 6, 2016
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writing my masters thesis on why yellow Kirby is stronger than the other Kirbys in Super Smash Bros
-- coffee makes me poop (@oxygenplug) March 24, 2013
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So so funny that Mario Golf 64 had characters that were straight up normal white men playing with Bowser and shit http://pic.twitter.com/WyMrDqeLVQ
-- Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) September 14, 2015
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/21iwe7m
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