16 Times This Guy Was The Funniest Person On Twitter

If you aren't already following Rob Whisman on Twitter, it's about time you start. If you still need some convincing, check out some of these top-notch tweets GUARANTEED to make you click 'follow.'

1.

ah okay. good thing i read the description of this youtube video. thought for a second xxdragonblade96 owned the rights to eleanor rigby

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) January 20, 2016

2.

ah excellent, an update to this software i use. think i'll select remind me in 4 hours twice a day for the next seven months

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) January 8, 2016

3.

5 episodes into making a murderer and i still can't get past this "he doesn't own underwear" thing

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) January 2, 2016

4.

man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page http://pic.twitter.com/u8xl1wvHnd

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) November 29, 2015

5.

do you guys think it's a coincidence john lennon's two final words were his wife's last name

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) November 1, 2015

6.

i'm the guy whose idea it was to make youtube search results abruptly move down 3 inches so you click an ad. i'm an enormous piece of shit

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) February 22, 2016

7.

imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left ten minutes into it. dick move, right? my point is old people shouldn't get to vote

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) March 23, 2016

8.

i will be livestreaming my 2015 turbotax federal return filing speed-run (tool assisted) momentarily on my twitch feed

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) February 10, 2016

9.

enjoy your debate, sheeple. i'll be throwing in a hognut of grizz wintergreen and watching some dui checkpoint refusals on vimeo

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) February 5, 2016

10.

folks i think at six movies we can go ahead and call this shit normal activity

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) October 24, 2015

11.

jim gilmore has five votes. eight people voted for my lupus flavored chips in that lays contest

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) February 2, 2016

12.

my new bit is when a celebrity dies to say they dropped in and did a set at a comedy club i worked http://pic.twitter.com/1kpszBtNcK

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) January 15, 2016

13.

most normies known alan rickman from the harry potter movies. not me. i knew him from the books

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) January 14, 2016

14.

i just logged my food from yesterday in this fitness app and it looks like the back of a jim gaffigan cd

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) September 14, 2015

15.

used have to read shampoo bottle ingredients on the toilet. now with smartphones you can just snap a pic of the shampoo and read it whenever

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) September 9, 2015

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i don't understand the phrase "this country is going down the toilet" flushing things down a toilet was like the best idea society ever had

-- rob whisman (@robwhisman) September 5, 2015

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