1.
There are many great things about having sex but if I had to pick a favorite it's that you get to do it lying down
-- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) May 19, 2016
2.
I hope my exes are thinking about me during sex, specifically my spot-on Randy Newman impression
-- Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) May 28, 2016
3.
at some point we decided it was less horrifying to tell kids that birds and bees are able to reproduce w each other than to just explain sex
-- John Q. Driveway (@bananafitz) May 4, 2016
4.
'It's going to sound insane but my muse is actually a beautiful young woman I wish I could have sex with!' -old straight male artists
-- mitra jouhari (@tweetrajouhari) April 29, 2016
5.
i hear sex noises in my building but dunno from which apartment. whenever i see my neighbors its like im trying to solve a very sexy mystery
-- Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) July 4, 2015
6.
It's like I always say, the bigger they are the harder they sweat during sex.
-- Jake Young (@BestJakeYoung) April 11, 2016
7.
Hate sex > Hate masturbation
-- Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) January 14, 2016
8.
Sex is like pizza: Not as good as you'd expect in Italy
-- Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) April 6, 2016
9.
Penis and vagina are like the least sexy words they could have come up with though.
-- Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) May 1, 2016
10.
People who think girls don't like sex are crazy. Every time a girl has a 1 night stand her love of sex outweighs her possibly being MURDERED
-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) November 7, 2014
11.
The Best Sex Position for Your Sign:
-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 17, 2016
Taurus: get eaten out
Scorpio: get eaten out
Aquarius: get eaten out
Leo: get eaten out
Cancer: get ea
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