Internet comedian (and author of Donald Trump gay erotica novel, Temptations: The Billionaire and the Bellboy) Elijah Daniel had a dream: to become a politician, because hey why not?
im gonna become a politician just to see how far i could make it
Nobody's the boss of me. I do whatever I goddamn want. Aside from you know, committing crimes or anything that our judicial system would firmly reprimand.
1. Fuck teens. I'm a goddamn man
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2. You'll get only service and you'll
Sure, you might 'like' a friend's engagement announcement on FB but are you really liking it? Like deep down? Probably not. I mean it's fine, whatever. But THESE. These are the Facebook moments where you click 'like' and MEAN IT.
1. It's true.
Finally!
Someone that can back us up here!
The moon is made of cheese and the government doesn't want you to know! The Earth is flat and powered by a horde of bees! JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!
God, wake up sheeple.
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