To the surprise of no one, United Airlines is currently experiencing a massive stock nosedive after a Chicago airport security officer forcibly and bloodily dragged a 70 year old doctor off a plane for refusing to leave an overbooked flight from Chicago to Louisville.
United's CEO offered a statement following the events, apologizing for having to "re-accomodate" the customer.
Needless to say, his whole thing is causing a lot of people to "re-accomodate" the way they view United Airlines.
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United Airlines new slogan: "Fly the friendly skies once you get off the scary ground."
-- Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) April 10, 2017
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United Airlines reveal their new plane safety cards http://pic.twitter.com/MOhXgGS5EJ
-- TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 11, 2017
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PEPSI: We made the biggest PR blunder of any major company this year.
-- Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) April 10, 2017
UNITED: Hold my beer.
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LOL all this just to avoid spending $801 in air miles. http://pic.twitter.com/TnHImAVSxZ
-- Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) April 11, 2017
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Look on the bright side, United Airlines. After this incident, you'll never have to worry about a flight being overbooked again.
-- Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) April 10, 2017
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#BREAKING United Airlines has troubled past, ties to 9/11 attacks
-- Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) April 11, 2017
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Maybe United should have offered those four passengers $200 million to volunteer a seat. http://pic.twitter.com/pHBrv33NjJ
-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 11, 2017
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United Airlines social media staff arriving at work today http://pic.twitter.com/Tu3fspxCSb
-- shauna (@goldengateblond) April 10, 2017
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It's time to figure out when United Airlines became radicalized.
-- Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 10, 2017
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I think that United Airlines finally became President of the United States last night
-- Dante Atkins (@DanteAtkins) April 10, 2017
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Things that will get you kicked off an United Airlines flight:
-- Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) April 11, 2017
1) Wearing leggings.
2) Having an United Airlines ticket.
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The only way for @united airlines to recover from this is to forcibly drag passengers onto its planes for free.
-- Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 10, 2017
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I'm a little sick of everyone dragging @United Airlines' good name through the aisle.
-- Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) April 10, 2017
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Bad timing on your app update, @united! http://pic.twitter.com/uA0O7vSo5D
-- Nick Nicotera (@NickNicotera) April 11, 2017
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"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass"
-- Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 10, 2017
[flies United Airlines]
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Word ... #UnitedAirlines http://pic.twitter.com/Dg3ASobNQG
-- Nicholas (@bubu_hong) April 11, 2017
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Don't think anyone wants that job right now. #UnitedAirlines http://pic.twitter.com/uzlTDz7q2j
-- Andrew Arnold (@andrew_arnold10) April 10, 2017
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United Airlines is pleased to announce new seating on all domestic flights- in addition to United First and Economy Plus we introduce.... http://pic.twitter.com/KQjPClU2d2
-- McNeil (@Reflog_18) April 10, 2017
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