11 Times Twitter Delivered Solid Laughs & Then Some

الخميس، 27 أبريل 2017

11 Times Twitter Delivered Solid Laughs & Then Some

It's tweets like these that make it worth scrolling through horrible hashtag games and insensitive jokes about recent celebrity deaths.

1.

"I actually invented Lemonade so it should be free." http://pic.twitter.com/k8Yq3aGTLa
-- blaria. (@Keelectric_Lady) April 27, 2017

2.

American Detective: I solved the case by breaking all the rules

British Detective: I solved the case by noticing a specific umbrella
-- Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) December 25, 2016

3.

In the end, the only thing that got toasted was myself :( http://pic.twitter.com/32UJpb0ZOa
-- yo gabby gabby (@gabriellejwhite) April 2, 2017

4.

🐸if I dont text back right away🐸
😩its not because Im ignoring you🤔
🍾Im just high off computer duster🍾
🚗and trying to flip my car on purpose💯
-- baby genius (@adultblackmale) May 21, 2016

5.

Going on Twitter is like going to an Applebees in a small town, we don't want to be here but where else are we going to go.
-- maura quint (@behindyourback) February 26, 2017

6.

The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
-- Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) April 27, 2017

7.

me: i'm a very private person

someone: hi

me: so i'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff
-- J. Jennifer Espinoza (@sadqueer4life) April 25, 2017

8.

im not tipping any more waiters until the facts come in, regarding Putin
-- wint (@dril) April 27, 2017

9.

Imagine how good the Beatles would have been if you replaced John Lennon with Kendrick Lamar and replaced the other 3 members with nobody
-- Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) March 7, 2016

10.

⚪️ single

⚪️ taken

🔘 in a relationship with this picture of jeff goldblum working a food truck http://pic.twitter.com/KJopILR8wG
-- tylerbu//y (@tylerfbradley) April 26, 2017

11.

is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat
-- Cohen KING OF GHOSTS (@skullmandible) August 29, 2013