1.
me today http://pic.twitter.com/31xwQE0j4N
-- jameh (@jamehhhhhhh) April 24, 2017
2.
let us not forget this crucial moment in american history http://pic.twitter.com/ABqZoGvsUe
-- saw ur tweet. u ok? (@KasaiREX) April 25, 2017
3.
being a ghost sounds so petty to me. like, you died a long time ago but you're still hanging around for the drama of it all.
-- JuanPa (@jpbrammer) April 25, 2017
4.
Hungry Hungry Hippos but the hippos are my ego and the marbles are external validation
-- Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) March 29, 2017
5.
as i open the door to warn my 16 y.o. self about 2017, i suddenly recall a childhood memory of my doppelgänger walking in on me masturbating
-- demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) April 18, 2017
6.
What do I do for fun? Well, mostly I close browser tabs for articles I ~should~ read, but I am definitely not going to read after all.
-- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 25, 2017
7.
ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.
-- Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) April 25, 2017
8.
I'm off to bed.
-- Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) April 23, 2017
From 9am tomorrow you really need to start buying some books off of us.
We're seriously skint.
6 days to pay bills.
x
9.
Using shift to capitalize the first letter when caps lock is on http://pic.twitter.com/IDOw4G0UiB
-- Eduardito (@Eddy_Kruger) April 21, 2017
10.
a•c•q•u•a•i•n•t•a•n•c•e•s (tv show, sitcom): six peopel avoid grabbing a cup of coffee together for 10 years
-- jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 24, 2016
11.
im gonna have a productive weekend
-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 25, 2017
*watches 3 seasons of a show*
*organizes shirts by softness*
*naps 5 times*
ugh i never have enough time
12.
Contouring my ass in case the bullies decide to pants me again today
-- Kellen Beck (@Kellenbeck) April 24, 2017
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2q3yAOW
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