Twitter is a great outlet for jokes and news, but frankly there are way too many people on it who are tweeting way too often, and some of the best jokes get lost in the chaos. Luckily we've identified 17 top-notch jokes and brought them here for you to enjoy without having to hear literally everyone you follow freaking out about politics:
1.
Don't: draw bad
-- Brado (@DJGeeBill) April 16, 2017
Do: draw good http://pic.twitter.com/QdAc0OTxCG
2.
me: (texting boss) we still on for work today?
-- slick (@dlicj) April 14, 2017
boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri
3.
NILES THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD http://pic.twitter.com/yF0xaszbMZ
-- tres dessert (@tresdessert) October 20, 2015
4.
Ominous sub-editing fail of the day http://pic.twitter.com/jePFBOk7Nx
-- Bernadette (@Bern_Morley) March 31, 2017
5.
I think about this Spider-Man panel about once a day. http://pic.twitter.com/K03Bd1dgPC
-- Martyn Pedler (@martynpedler) March 25, 2017
6.
-Mom why is my cousin called Jude?
-- André Mtz (@andreemtz29) November 4, 2016
-Because your aunt loves The Beatles
-And me?
-Enough questions E•MO•TION, go play with E•MO•TION Side B http://pic.twitter.com/UBrf81NZki
7.
are u sure that is why http://pic.twitter.com/F9kmbuaf7i
-- ANTHONY OLIVEIRA (@meakoopa) April 5, 2017
8.
turns out the insane asylum for children called "Shadow Mountain" isn't the paradise you thought it was http://pic.twitter.com/yEUcoOVRAO
-- keith buckley (@deathoftheparty) April 11, 2017
9.
30 mins apart http://pic.twitter.com/5ITGTIQqhb
-- Ryan Pauley (@rypauley) April 9, 2017
10.
me, leaving corner store: "Ah, stoked to enjoy this Ben & Jerry's!"
-- Sam Laird (@samcmlaird) April 14, 2017
*opens lid, Bernie Sanders pops out *
"POWERFUL SPECIAL INTERESTS ..." http://pic.twitter.com/diINMKgKeA
11.
This fills me with angst. http://pic.twitter.com/T6n1Pp8m8M
-- David Chen (@davechensky) April 12, 2017
12.
went to the symphony and was inspired to learn an instrument http://pic.twitter.com/HEfv6zg8x1
-- tinybaby (@tinybaby) April 16, 2017
13.
Find your hipster pop-up restaurant name by taking the way you'd least like to die, followed by the meat you'd like to try least http://pic.twitter.com/Ld9Mhdx1GA
-- Alexandra Haddow (@MissAHaddow) March 31, 2017
14.
I still can't believe Eazy-E had a hat on under his sombrero 💀 http://pic.twitter.com/tog6kHtgZy
-- fuck yall (@whotfislarry) April 17, 2017
15.
holy shit how fast was this rollercoaster going http://pic.twitter.com/whvd3Gf3B1
-- blank (@shr0s) April 12, 2017
16.
I LOOKED UP "HUGE PANTS" FOR A SHITPOST BUT I FOUND THESE STOCK IMAGES AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I THINK IM GONNA THROW UP http://pic.twitter.com/5zUQqJcUYm
-- xel_lover_69 (@buck_dewey) April 3, 2017
17.
TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"
-- Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) March 21, 2017
Me: exactly
Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"
Me: this
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2o0q56X
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