12 Hilarious Tweets That Will Have You Grinning Like An Idiot

1.

Why you think you were blocked vs why you were actually blocked http://pic.twitter.com/FAe2gyvfne

-- John Noonan (@noonanjo) April 16, 2017

2.

Jesus...
*breaks bread
This is my body

*pours wine
This is my blood

*cuts life into pieces
This is my last resort

-- unanimated corpse (@davidkenny100) April 15, 2017

3.

Girls when they settle down with a goofy boyfriend and realize he's goofy 24/7 not only when he trying to be cute http://pic.twitter.com/4y3v6JY9LS

-- younguptnigga1996_01 (@nanojefe) April 17, 2017

4.

Do I look like Google to you? Do I have an adorably cute fuckin' colored illustration across my face that will teach you about history? DO I

-- Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) March 13, 2017

5.

Baker With Cake: can I hold one of those breads?

Baker With Bread: get fucked buddy http://pic.twitter.com/pj2kDzmPNw

-- Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) September 6, 2015

6.

when there's cut scenes in a fighting game's story mode http://pic.twitter.com/SKDdnSU6C3

-- Pal (@unsuiii) April 16, 2017

7.

as a job-stealing immigrant, I now have 36 jobs and counting. I keep them in my basement like some kind of job dragon. what you gonna do

-- bobby sun 🌏 (@touchmybobby) February 19, 2017

8.

After we're gone, I hope humans are remembered as the species that thought certain shades of colors were gay

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 2, 2017

9.

Next time you watch a popular YouTube video with a buddy, point at the view count and say "Whoa that's my phone number."
Guaranteed chuckle.

-- Amir Blumenfeld (@jakeandamir) April 17, 2017

10.

Kids your mother and I are getting a divorce

*kids start crying*

No no a Ford Divorce, it's their new SUV

*kids start cheering*

-- Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) January 19, 2015

11.

this bowling alley displays low res pictures of dogs in the empty lanes http://pic.twitter.com/wtRLBmlBYA

-- leon (@leyawn) April 16, 2017

12.

Beauty and the Beast is a great movie about how looks don't matter if you're actually secretly handsome

-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 16, 2017

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