12 Tweets That Will Have You Laughing Until It Hurts

These are the tweets worth scrolling down your feed for.

1.

JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit
ME: Including you?
JM: What? No
M: So, 4 ghosts.
JM:
M:
JM:
M: 4 ghosts.
JM: This is why no one likes you.

-- MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) October 9, 2016

2.

Going for "bad boys" is bullshit. You won't change him. Want someone who ignores you and is alternately loving and rude to you? Get a cat.

-- Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 1, 2014

3.

I just want to be smart enough to know who the Google Doodles are celebrating without having to look it up.

-- Spencer Robinson (@13spencer) May 13, 2015

4.

2017 crisis: an app showed me what I'll look like when I'm old and I didn't like it.

-- shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) April 21, 2017

5.

Nice try, 100 spiders working together to operate a keyboard. http://pic.twitter.com/7FXgF1P088

-- Carly (@brunchproblems) April 20, 2017

6.

Get you a girl who can do both: http://pic.twitter.com/mzTbgM1A6z

-- Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 21, 2017

7.

you know those days where you get out of bed and it's straight productivity.... https://t.co/NcYeDJz0bD

-- Ginje (@TmtisClutch) April 19, 2017

8.

"I love horses"

- Someone who would sit on a horse and make the horse carry them around.

-- Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) November 5, 2015

9.

Roses are red,
Obama is well spoken,
I'm sorry miss, http://pic.twitter.com/2uFMTzwvhN

-- what (@chanelpuke) April 21, 2017

10.

I mean... I'm listening http://pic.twitter.com/X4yeUsR23N

-- maura quint (@behindyourback) April 21, 2017

11.

I was quite flexible when I was younger. The kids at school used to call me Spider-Man because my uncle was murdered.

-- David Hughes (@david8hughes) April 21, 2017

12.

we'll miss everything about brent except his pranks they were the worst [hears everyone at my funeral agree and I shift nervously in casket]

-- brent (@murrman5) April 20, 2017

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