15 Tweets About Poop That Will Make You Giggle Like a 5 Year Old

الجمعة، 2 سبتمبر 2016

15 Tweets About Poop That Will Make You Giggle Like a 5 Year Old

1.

yeah i may have to pee sitting down but that doesnt mean i cant poop standing up
-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 25, 2016

2.

do vampires poop? all u do is drink blood??? u peein a lot dracula?
-- Amir Khan (@AmirismyBFF) June 20, 2016

3.

I have moved into apartments after less careful consideration than my dog gives where she's going to poop on the sidewalk.
-- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 12, 2016

4.

It's important to conserve water but u SHOULD keep flushing until u feel confident your poop is in the ocean
-- Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) August 6, 2016

5.

My dog doesn't let me go poop without him present. But he rarely poops without me present. So who to blame but myself?
-- shelby fero (@shelbyfero) April 29, 2016

6.

The gender identity of the person in this public restroom doesn't matter.
I'm still gonna sit here quietly until they leave so I can poop.
-- Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) March 30, 2016

7.

If yr nervous about farting in yoga just remember: that could happen to anyone. The part that takes true serenity is letting out a tiny poop
-- Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) February 2, 2016

8.

Getting older means the poop controls you
-- pat wise (@patwiselive) November 16, 2015

9.

Weird how there's no mention of poop in "The Circle of Life."
-- Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 3, 2015

10.

QUIT TEASING AND SHOW THE CHARMIN BEARS SHITTING
-- Online's Only Daniel (@AnnDabromowitz) June 28, 2016

11.

I always mean to attend facebook events, but then something more important comes up. Like taking a shit.
-- Brian Murphy (@chmurph) March 31, 2010

12.

Casual Friday is the BEST! Who likes washing their hands after going to the bathroom?!
-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 21, 2010

13.

Motion detecting lights in the bathroom really shame you out of pooping at work
-- Broti Gupta (@BrotiGupta) June 29, 2015

14.

Let's be real: Bathroom scales are just discreetly-packaged devices for seeing how much you weigh before and after pooping
-- Tristan Cooper (@TristanACooper) February 10, 2016