1.
Stages: Coping w Snorer
-- Amanda (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME
2.
4am. You are asleep again. I am awake. I am making a tape of you snoring. I will use this in court when I plead insanity.
-- Very Short Story (@VeryShortStory) September 3, 2015
3.
It's not a relationship until someone adamantly denies snoring.
-- Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) July 14, 2015
4.
Snore again and I'll smother you.
-- James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015
--married pillow talk
5.
"Oh, I don't snore." --people who snore
-- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 12, 2012
6.
Mel Gibson's new film is called "Hacksaw Ridge" which I can only assume is an epic tale about a man trying to conquer my boyfriend's snoring
-- Problem Glasses (@saraschaefer1) September 7, 2016
7.
[cat snoring next to me]
-- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 31, 2015
Me: Aww. *pets her*
[husband snoring next to me]
Me: Are you fucking kidding me right now? *shoves him off the bed*
8.
Snoring: Because it's important your partner is reminded that you're an arsehole even when you're asleep
-- Token Geezer (@Token_Geezer) June 16, 2015
9.
The Venn diagram of men and men who snore and men who complain about other men snoring is a photo of the burning midday sun.
-- Stephanie Hasz (@StephHasz) June 13, 2014
10.
Observations on life: the loudest snorer in the room always falls asleep first.
-- Insignificant Other (@ElleOhHell) May 6, 2015
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