15 Tweets About Therapy That Are Crazy Funny

الجمعة، 16 سبتمبر 2016

15 Tweets About Therapy That Are Crazy Funny

1.

My therapist has been on vacation for the past two weeks so I started today's session with a healthy "GWWWWOOORL" then I burst into tears
-- Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) September 14, 2016

2.

THERAPIST: If u want to connect with ur wife, the wall u need to break down...is ur emotional wall

KOOL-AID MAN: [crying black tears] oh yeah
-- Max Dylan AshKetchem (@mynameisntdave) September 9, 2016

3.

THERAPIST: so tell me about yourself
ME: [pulls up spotify playlist labelled 'Sexy Covers of Hotel California']
THERAPIST: i cannot help you
-- Broti Gupta (@BrotiGupta) August 19, 2016

4.

A crucial moment in any therapist-patient relationship is when u get bored of wondering if ur gay and start wondering if ur therapist is gay
-- Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) August 1, 2016

5.

Two months ago my therapist told me to quit my day job and pursue comedy, and today I'm proud to announce that we're both unemployed.
-- Matt Grote (@feMANism) June 10, 2016

6.

90% sure my therapist just called me "Tim."
-- Dan McCoy (@dankmccoy) May 18, 2016

7.

My therapist and I got stuck in the same elevator & pretended we didn't know each other. Next week's session writes itself.
-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 20, 2016

8.

I went to a therapist for anxiety, and now I have a unlistened-to voicemail from her that's made my anxiety approximately 10x worse
-- Eli Yudin (@eliyudin) April 16, 2014

9.

Does anyone know a therapist that dates their patients? I feel like that's my type.
-- Willie Muse (@Williesillie2) February 12, 2016

10.

My therapist is bad at hiding her facial expressions. She always looks shocked when I'm like "is this your card?"
-- Corey Brown (@CorBrown) October 11, 2015

11.

Any day now my therapist is going to find out that I'm faking my imposter syndrome :(
-- Shea (@sheastrauss) July 10, 2015

12.

[therapy]
Santa: She doesnt believe in me!
Therapist: Mrs Claus tries to support your goals, Kris-
Santa: No I mean she doesnt think I exist
-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) July 6, 2015