16 Tweets About Depression That Are Too Real

1.

Depression is like autocorrect for your thoughts, but it changes everything to "why"

-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 7, 2016

2.

DEPRESSION: what if u just ignored all of your deadlines and friends and the idea of showering
ME: depression, no
DEPRESSION: DEPRESSION YES

-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 7, 2016

3.

can tell where i am in my depression cycle by how worked up i get re the futility of laundry

-- christine friar (@christinefriar) August 4, 2016

4.

I was officially a New Yorker when I was at a therapist appointment discussing the legacy of Woody Allen as it relates to my depression

-- Shea (@sheastrauss) August 17, 2016

5.

Hey, turn that clinical depression upside down.

-- Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) July 15, 2016

6.

Me, age 19: I will be a great artist, writer, & person who fucks
Me, age 29 (now): [googling "will chia seeds cure my depression?"]

-- Chris Thayer (@ChrisThayerSays) May 8, 2016

7.

you can always gauge your depression level by how realistic a food package's "serving size" sounds to you

-- lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) September 14, 2016

8.

One thing people don't tell you about depression is how nothing happens when you jump on trampolines.

-- (((guterman))) (@danguterman) June 29, 2016

9.

I had anxiety and depression before it was cool.

-- may wilkerson (@shutupmay) May 5, 2016

10. 

*knock-knock*
Who's there?
"depression"
Not right now man, I'm in bed
"its 2pm"
Ohh... well grab me some water before u get in bed

-- Zack Pearlman (@ZackPearlman) April 14, 2016

11.

[at the doctors]
Dr: so you're suffering from depression?
Me [very sarcastically]: no I fucken love it

-- David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 1, 2016

12.

Depression is the last one at your party but you didn't invite them.

-- Paula Pell (@perlapell) March 29, 2016

13.

waiting for monday morning depression to set in is the exact opposite of waiting for the beat to drop

-- Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) April 4, 2016

14.

Depression convinces you that you're the absolute best at being the absolute worst.

-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 25, 2015

15.

Depression isn't just about being sad. It's also about questionable late night Amazon purchases.

-- H. Alan Scott (@HAlanScott) April 2, 2015

16.

Joking about depression makes me feel like I have power over it. But please dont forget there is help if you need it https://t.co/v0ugZhhGP2

-- Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 2, 2016

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