18 Funny Tweets About Being on Your Period

1.

You know what? Fuck it. I'm just going to go up to every man on the street that I can find and start describing my last period to him.

-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 31, 2016

2.

Just teared up at this bar bathroom graffiti telling me to love myself so no, I don't need your period tracker app

-- anna fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) August 21, 2016

3.

Sometimes getting my period feels like the universe's way of saying "You definitely shouldn't fuck that guy."

-- ali waller (@imaliwaller) July 22, 2011

4.

On the one hand getting your period sucks but on the other it makes you totes unfazed when the blood of your enemies spills into your hands

-- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) September 4, 2016

5.

Remember "Back 2 School" shopping?? Now I just have "My Underwear Has Period Stains" shopping & "I Have Nothing 2 Wear 2 Court" shopping

-- emily axford (@eaxford) August 18, 2016

6.

going to bathroom to check if your period started even tho you know it hasnt = refreshing your inbox even tho u know theres no new emails

-- Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) August 8, 2016

7.

ME, ON DAY THREE OF MY PERIOD: "this again???"

-- Blythe Roberson (@blythelikehappy) July 13, 2016

8.

Been in this body a long time, yet I still have trouble figuring out the difference between period cramps or do I have to poop pains

-- Molly (@Molly_Kats) August 22, 2016

9.

"Make like jay z and feel bad for me cause I'm having girl problems."-- me trying to get sympathy on my period

-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 16, 2014

10.

love to forget to take my tampon out until after i've peed so i get to pull on the pee string :-)

-- christine friar (@christinefriar) August 16, 2016

11.

today my girlfriend and I are doing an experiment: if 2 women scissor while on their period, can they summon the Devil

-- Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) August 9, 2015

12.

as a menstruating woman i would *never* pay top dollar for white jeans.

-- Megan Neuringer (@MeganNeuringer) April 9, 2014

13.

him: what u doin
me: (finger painting with period blood) nothin u

-- Jess [ham] (@thejessbess) September 9, 2016

14.

i like to sleep naked and without my divacup when i'm menstruating so that i just kind of marinate in my own blood overnight

-- brad pitt's mistress (@Brittany_IRL) September 24, 2016

15,

7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
Me "Yes"
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"

-- kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015

16.

hey boy, are you my period? because you're annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly

-- Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 8, 2015

17.

It's difficult to pick my favorite time of year because I spend a few weeks of each season spewing blood from my vagina.

-- Chloe Cole (@chlocol) September 5, 2012

18.

Finally off my period http://pic.twitter.com/QYlPD3tRE4

-- Angela Vitello (@angie__pants) July 15, 2016

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