15 Opening Tinder Lines that Didn't Break a Single Smidge of Ice

How much does a polar bear weigh? Definitely don't ask these people because they definitely won't answer "enough to break the ice". They will probably tell you males average around 990lbs and females hover around 450lbs.

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