12 Mildly Amusing Tweets That Will Make You Quietly Giggle

الجمعة، 2 سبتمبر 2016

12 Mildly Amusing Tweets That Will Make You Quietly Giggle

Hey you - you look like you could use a quiet giggle, a small chuckle, or perhaps even (dare I say) a light tee-hee. Well, your mild snicker-free existence is about to be put to an end, all thanks to the below delightful tweets. Titter gently, dear reader!

1.

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it http://pic.twitter.com/JRiB79dxbh
-- gregory erskine (@cat_beltane) August 19, 2015

2.

scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds
mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
-- M•IL•TY Side B (@themiltron) June 3, 2016

3.

ARBYS EXEC: So I hear u have a new sandwich idea?
ADVERTISING GUY: Yes, it's...*blanks on the word fish* It's uhh... http://pic.twitter.com/unBMnhBg8K
-- pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 28, 2016

4.

Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-
Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card
Her: *softly* holy shit
-- Derek (@ProdigyNelson) January 17, 2016

5.

What can possibly go wrong? http://pic.twitter.com/NI0tjyhFfA
-- Ron Baalke (@RonBaalke) July 30, 2016

6.

Ahhh yes of course, I adore wine. I especially love [looks down at bottle of Pinot Grigio] peanut Gregorio
-- Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 19, 2015

7.

imagine being this cool http://pic.twitter.com/T9rWWL4SAj
-- jona (@glowgarbage) May 15, 2016

8.

Jared Leto - "hey girl I got 2 tickets to Normal Al Yankovic"
"um...isn't it Weird Al Yankovic?"
"to you maybe, but not me, Jared Leto"
-- Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 10, 2016

9.

If they ever invent a better photo than caramel corn dog I don't even want to see it because I would die on the spot http://pic.twitter.com/PXhsi5vmFL
-- David Thorpe (@Arr) July 23, 2013

10.

Jehovah's Witness: Do you have time to talk about Jesus?

Jesus: *In disguise* sure

JW: He's lame

J: *rips off fake beard* Big mistake pal
-- The Bice Is Right (@Pro_Jones_) November 3, 2015