So relatable, it hurts.
1.
*A full day of my life plays out, shot in the infomercial style*
-- Adam Rotstein (@madamepotstein) September 1, 2016
VO: "There HAS to be a better way..."
2.
Being single is the best. So much time to do what you want. Think and reflect. Stare into the void and try to remember what touch felt like.
-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 1, 2016
3.
i should do my homework but that's exactly what the government wants and i cannot let them win
-- no (@tbhjuststop) September 25, 2013
not again
4.
Don't worry if someone doesn't text you back. Most people only check their phones every 5 seconds all day long.
-- Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 24, 2014
5.
"How would you describe your life?"
-- TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 1, 2016
"Basically when you try to make an omelette but fuck it up and end up with scrambled eggs but it's ok"
6.
*whispers to bed* I've been thinking about being inside you all day
-- mutable joe (@mutablejoe) September 1, 2016
7.
Moms are so thirsty it's inspiring tbh http://pic.twitter.com/U7eY3uP4ZO
-- alana hope levinson (@alanalevinson) August 23, 2016
8.
Everything continues to be the worst, which is comforting in a way
-- donni saphire (@donni) August 26, 2016
9.
Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no
-- Hippo (@InternetHippo) March 28, 2015
10.
RT if you have left facebook to check facebook
-- Max Landis (@Uptomyknees) September 2, 2016
11.
Sorry I didn't text you back, I was really busy all day thinking up the lie I'm telling you right now
-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 29, 2016
12.
a fractured government, rampant racism, and ever increasing homelessness. it's almost like no one is paying attention to my facebook likes.
-- shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) August 29, 2016
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