Porn stars get followed for a whole lotta reasons on Twitter, but most of the time it's not for their sense of humor. Asa Akira, on the other hand, is hilarious & killing it on Twitter, proving that she is essentially better than all of us in every way.
Check out her tweets below or her videos, uh, y'know...anywhere on the internet.
1.
Oh my god. This whole time I thought Chance the Rapper was Chance, the rapper, whose brother is Real, from I Love New York
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) July 16, 2016
2.
Just landed and there is a farmers market inside the airport. Portland, you are already exactly how I wanted you to be.
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) July 15, 2016
3.
I want to make a perfume called "Daddy Issues," it would be drugstore vanilla body spray w/ undertones of cash and rubbing alcohol
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) June 18, 2016
4.
Anything can be a dildo if you're optimistic enough
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) May 22, 2016
5.
I may be lazy and whorish and just an overall terrible person, but at least I don't post my horoscope on Twitter
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) April 17, 2016
6.
My inner dialogue while searching for a porno to masturbate to is the worst version of me.
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) July 19, 2016
7.
I'm attractive enough that people wanna jerk off to me, but not attractive enough that I don't need to do anal.
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) July 31, 2016
8.
Just when I thought getting old might not be so bad, I pulled a muscle masturbating.
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) June 23, 2016
9.
It's annoying and inconvenient that supernatural and super natural mean almost opposite things
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) February 15, 2016
10.
Spent entire morning on mundane adulthood tasks like editing monthly autopay & calling dmv, my life isn't all cash and gangbangs people
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) February 23, 2016
11.
How is AA smaller than A but DD bigger than D
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) May 16, 2016
12.
Whoever's been stealing my hangers my entire life just gradually enough that I think I'm going fucking insane, ok u got me, u can stop now
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) May 2, 2016
13.
iPhone, stop autocapitalizing Coke. I have never, not once, ever meant Coca Cola.
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) February 14, 2016
14.
The only festival you'll catch me at is a sausage fest.
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) July 4, 2016
15.
Getting your period on a cheat day is basically like winning the menstrual lottery
-- Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) January 26, 2016
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