True, these people can't win any gold medals, but the rush of a RT or like is probably almost as good, right?
1.
I love the Olympics but do we really need to spend all this money to find out who's the best at badminton?
-- Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) August 11, 2016
2.
Me most of the time: America is the worst
-- Brian Gaar (@briangaar) August 11, 2016
Me during the Olympics: http://pic.twitter.com/bJpTSlm7O7
3.
Moms everywhere are going to be so pissed when they see that they don't put a giant net around the trampoline in the Olympics.
-- Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 9, 2016
4.
Largest-ever investments in the collaboration of Nations: 1) World Wars, 2) U.N. 3) International Space Station, 4) Olympics.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) August 11, 2016
5.
My 6-year-old's top 3 complaints about the Olympics:
-- Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 11, 2016
3) It's always on TV.
2) There are too many countries.
1) There's no quidditch.
6.
Like volleyball, the Olympics should do a beach version of every sport.
-- Ally Maynard (@missmayn) August 11, 2016
Beach basketball
Beach fencing
Beach baseball
Beach gymnastics
Bea--
7.
I wish pets had their own olympics.
-- paulrust (@paulrust) August 11, 2016
8.
Bizarrely creepy how closely the movie Rio predicted this year's Olympics!!!
-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 11, 2016
9.
Olympics: An opportunity for women who've worked hard to get to the pinnacle of their field so they can hear how pretty we think they are.
-- Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 11, 2016
10.
The craziest thing about the olympics is how it makes being 2 seconds slower than the FASTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD look super embarassing
-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 10, 2016
11.
Nate Silver must love the Olympics because everyone there gets ignored for three and a half years too
-- Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) August 11, 2016
12.
There's no baseball at the Olympics this year but they forgot to tell the umpires. Dozens of umpires just wandering around Rio, raising hell
-- Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) August 11, 2016
13.
Olympics village: The only place the phrase "I play table tennis" can be used as a pick-up line.
-- Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 9, 2016
14.
Every Olympic event should include one average person competing, for reference.
-- Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) August 3, 2012
15.
"Any questions"
-- TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 9, 2016
"DO HORSES GET MEDALS IN THE OLYMPICS TOO OR JUST THE HUMAN?"
"questions about the meeting"
"BUT THE HORSES DO ALL THE WORK"
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2aMJ4a3
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