People Are Mad That Malia Obama Legally Smoked Pot (Maybe) At Lollapalooza

Huge breaking news: a teen smoked weed, possibly! In this case, though, the teen in question is Malia Obama (daughter of our current President, FYI), who (possibly) smoked weed at Lollapalooza a few weeks ago in Chicago, so people on the internet are mad for some reason. If you want to see the scandalous pics, just use Google or go on Twitter - we're not going to re-post them here, namely because screw the shitty narc friend who posted that online.

Also FYI - marijuana smoking was decriminalized in the state of Illinois recently, so (if she was in fact smoking pot) it wasn't even illegal. Despite this, and the fact that her potential marijuana-smoking hurts absolutely no one AND she's not a public figure, there are plenty of people on the internet who think this is the greatest crime committed in the 21st century.

Luckily, lots of other people aren't:

1.

Breaking: According to my sources Malia Obama is a teenager. More as this develops.

-- David D. (@DavidDTSS) August 10, 2016

2.

Listen guys, I get it. I'm also appalled by Malia Obama's judgement. I mean, who the hell goes to see The Red Hot Chili Peppers

-- ♡ Good Account ♡ (@SortaBad) August 10, 2016

3.

I'll only be dissappointed in Malia Obama smoking weed if it comes out she bought it from a white guy with dreadlocks

-- Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 10, 2016

4.

[talking to malia]
OBAMA: im just disappointed kiddo. joe has something to say as well oh come on joe
BIDEN: http://pic.twitter.com/nm9PHngruu

-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 10, 2016

5.

[Trump's sons murder exotic animals]
This man will be great for the country!

[Malia Obama hurts literally no one]
Obama destroyed America!

-- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 10, 2016

6.

In my opinion Malia Obama should've disclosed her pot habit when she was running for president

-- Hippo (@InternetHippo) August 10, 2016

7.

Malia Obama smoking pot is the most shocking thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq

-- Nat Baimel (@NatBaimel) August 10, 2016

8.

*Sees Malia Obama trending.*
*Says a prayer she's safe.*
*Sees she smoked weed.*
"Thank God. That young woman deserves to relax.*

-- Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) August 10, 2016

9.

To every parent who's bothered by Malia Obama having fun at Lolla last weekend- have you checked your kid's snapchat lately?

-- Big Wave Dave (@MorelandPrint) August 10, 2016

10.

Malia Obama is out smoking weed and going to Harvard next year meanwhile y'all smoking weed and can't get out ya moms basement

-- Whitley Gilbert (@Benihoho) August 10, 2016

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