12 Hilarious Jokes About The First Day Of School

We're going back to school. And, we know, school sucks major turds, but you got to do it. It makes you strong and powerful, isn't that what everyone wants? Here are some crispy takes on it.

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10pm: u should get a good night's sleep for ur first day of school
4am: what if u die. what if the other kids think ur so lame u pass away

-- dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) August 22, 2016

2.

Me on the first day of school #firstdayofschool http://pic.twitter.com/rT5KCvr0mh

-- Yak (@TheYak) August 22, 2016

3.

Roses are red
About to start school
I've very few friends http://pic.twitter.com/Gcd5dVdo7A

-- jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) August 22, 2016

4.

Just put my son on the school bus!!!!!Time to get high & go back to sleep till noon!!! #firstdayofschool http://pic.twitter.com/0IsORwlgcW

-- Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) August 16, 2016

5.

back to school! http://pic.twitter.com/g2kn5ehPfR

-- Croqueta Queen (@paolaguanche) August 22, 2016

6.

Back to school checklist list:
1. Pens
2. Books
3. Ski Mask
4. Alibi so nobody knows I threw school supplies at school children
5. Ruler

-- Willie Muse (@Williesillie2) August 22, 2016

7.

1st grade: Mastered.
2nd Grade: MAstered.
3rd Grade: Mastered.
4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you
5th Grade:This ones hard

-- wint (@dril) August 14, 2016

8.

always hated how classroom calendars made september school supplies themed. im at fuckin school is that not enough http://pic.twitter.com/nSTWAs9iJy

-- Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) August 22, 2016

9.

first day of school n already have a new nickname: lil lizard legs

-- Amir Khan (@AmirismyBFF) August 22, 2016

10.

I taped some good lifetime movies this summer to show my sophomore religion class this year

-- Conner O'Malley (@conner_omalley) August 19, 2016

11.

I hate when commercials use alarm clock beeps. Feels like I'm late for school.

-- Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) August 6, 2016

And oo baby, sometimes you're done with that SCHOOL STUFF

12.

Tfw it's "back to school" season and you remember you've graduated college and never have to go back http://pic.twitter.com/ApiIrZ9Trc

-- Mica Burton (@MicaBurton) August 22, 2016

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