14 Truths Servers Will Know Too Well

1.

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that pays me
Cause after all
I brought you alcohol#90sSongYourLife #ServerLife http://pic.twitter.com/DFl6zi6u5U

-- Shawna Grizoffi (@shawnagriz) August 22, 2016

2.

When you and the crew make remixes in 2.2 seconds. #serverlife #dayshift @TipOrGoHome @Server__Probs http://pic.twitter.com/HLC34g7889

-- T (@wellmadelesbian) August 13, 2016

3.

I'm working on this whole trust thing by letting customers use my nicest pens.
Please leave the pen...and a tip. #serverlife

-- Gretchie K. (@GKlefstad) August 7, 2016

4.

What if I told you, the proper answer to "how are you guys doing today?" isn't "water" #douchecanoe #serverproblems

-- Zach Candelore (@zcandels97) August 22, 2016

5.

"Can we have 6 waters with extra lemon & no ice? Dont worry were not gonna drink em, theyre just for you to clean up later." #serverproblems

-- Julia (@JuliaGhoulia__) August 20, 2016

6.

Electric shocks should be installed in booth seats to "encourage" all those campers to pitch their tents elsewhere. #serverproblems

-- TheServerDiaries (@ServingDiary) August 11, 2016

7.

customer: *orders steak tips well done* "they're a little on the dry side" #serverproblems

-- Emily Bourke (@emilydarlinggg) July 23, 2016

8.

The customer is never right, but you need this job! #serverlife #serverproblems http://pic.twitter.com/e8CVURzHcW

-- Angry Waitress (@waitress_angry) July 13, 2016

9.

"That table that says, 'Table Reserved'? Can we sit there, or is that, like, reserved?" #serverproblems

-- Hannah S (@excessivehannah) July 2, 2016

10.

Tbh I have trouble with basic math but I know 20% of any number with no problem #serverproblems

-- ciara maxwell (@Ciaraaa23) June 28, 2016

11.

I was walking in the mall and out of habit I said "behind" lmao #ServerProblems

-- Brittney Alonzo (@brittdonttrip) June 26, 2016

12.

Going to the bank to deposit checks rather than doing it online just to steal pens #serverproblems

-- Morgan Spencer (@morrganspencerr) June 24, 2016

13.

Tip: Do NOT hand the gas station clerk $30 in ones and say that you just got off work. #serverproblems

-- Couy (@couymi) June 16, 2016

14.

Wanting to say "bye have a nice day" to everyone out in public. #serverproblems

-- olive (@Hi_ItsMeOlivia) July 10, 2016

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