MoonPie's Twitter launched onto the scene earlier this year during the ol' solar eclipse on August 21st, when they tweeted some appropriate shade at competitors Hostess, who had claimed their Golden Cupcakes would be the official snack cake of the eclipse.
Lol ok https://t.co/lobyuNOkee
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 21, 2017
Since then, the beautiful soul behind MoonPie's Twitter has rattled off tweet after tweet of genuinely funny, self-aware content that hey, I'll say it, makes me want to try a MoonPie. Come on in guys, the MoonPie's fine.
1.
If you rearrange the letters in "Wee! MoonPies are good" you get "awesome pigeon rodeo!" which is pretty neat to think about
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) October 23, 2017
2.
We're not advocating this but you could dip a MoonPie in moonshine and have a great time who knows
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) September 2, 2017
3.
Idk if I'm allowed to say stranger things because of copyright law so let's just say MoonPies go great with watching TV shows
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) October 27, 2017
4.
Who is she http://pic.twitter.com/fvCYf7zcd4
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 10, 2017
5.
You: social media managers only exist to give faceless corporations annoying millennial voices and have no ROI
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 25, 2017
Me: actually... http://pic.twitter.com/XEyvG7JQt1
6.
One time I accidentally liked a tweet that contained a picture of a snack brand that wasn't MoonPie and buddy I never heard the end of it
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) September 12, 2017
7.
Out of respect for your time with family and friends on thanksgiving we will not be tweeting today thank you
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 23, 2017
8.
I'm a:
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 23, 2017
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 brand
Seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 retweets and attention
9.
Just made a great playlist for you guys #MusicMonday http://pic.twitter.com/38Bnp4Jaef
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) June 26, 2017
10.
Hey kids did you know if you say "spooky lil MoonPie" 3 times in a mirror on this day nothing's gonna happen what is wrong with you
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) October 13, 2017
11.
Informed opinions are like MoonPies they're great to have
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 16, 2017
12.
Some days you're the moon and other days you're the pie not real sure what that means but if you're feeling sad we can talk about it
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 21, 2017
13.
MoonPie eating checklist:
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 29, 2017
☑️ Find a MoonPie
☑️ Wash your hands
☑️ Wash a celebrity's hands
☑️ Haha um you're sort of holding hands with a celebrity :)
☑️ Don't freak out tho keep scrubbing !!
☑️ Ok that's enough not too much be cool be cool
☑️ Eat that 'pie
14.
To whoever did this we would like to have a word with you we are not mad we just wanna talk http://pic.twitter.com/U6sEXNN34i
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) October 10, 2017
15.
"You're a social media manager who posts bad jokes about MoonPies all day anyone could do your job"
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) October 17, 2017
First of all I have feelings
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2ADKodk
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