It's hard to perfect a pick-up line in one go, but these people delivered it so smoothly that the recipient's melted like butter.
If you've ever wondered to youself "is there such a thing as the flawless opening liner" then look no further, because *mwah* these are pure perfection.
1. Things to do on vacation:
via aash25dec
2. Nothing sexier than low self-esteem:
via Kellenjk
3. An anti-joke is great for a pro-date.
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4. Word problems solve problems.
via jrdr21
5. I said your best joke, not the most tragic story I've ever heard.
via DudeyMcSean
6. A way to a woman's heart is through a pun.
via shmate4L
7. Someone's hungry for pie.
via weinerjuice
8. Classic Clippy.
via Force_burgers
9. Can I see your black hole?
via slinkingsloth69
10. Who said bankers are boring?
via hey_its_me_john
11. I love dew.
via dancorleone88
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