10 Pictures That'll Make You Cringe Straight Into the New Year

The new year is usually about leaving the past in the past, moving on with your life and all that self-improvement shit.

But we're here to ruin all of that for you because can we really move into 2018 without a buttload of offensive imagery or your eyes and soul?

The answer is we probably can, but here we are! Happy New Year!

1. TAKE THAT ATHEISTS. 

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2. NO.

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3. I think the important question here is what kind of bread?

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4. Now you can eat anything without worrying about a tummy ache!

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5. Fatherly love. 

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6. Mom's spageggi

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7. *Shivers*

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8. :(

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9. Le married XD

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10. What we can only dream will be our New Years Eve kiss:

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12 Examples of Sheer Stupidity From People Claiming They're Smart

When you have to announce that you're smart all the time, it's a good indicator that you're grasping for straws in that vacant scarecrow brain of yours. 

Don't know about you, but we're pretty sure a dog wearing glasses could beat them in an IQ test any day of the week. 

These people may think they're smarter than the average idiot, but we beg to differ. 

1. JESUS JENNIFER

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2. TFW you call the American Military NBD

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3. A brilliant alcoholic in the making here, ladies and gents. 

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4. I swear this IQ score has never happened to me before!

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5. Apparently stupidity is a luxury this guy can't afford. 

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6. This is why no one invites you to parties anymore, Jeff. 

7. You say smart, I say ass. 

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8. DO NOT SLANDER YODA LIKE THIS. 

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9. Being smart is such a burdon, 1 like=1 agree. 

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10. Soooo that's a no, then?

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11. You too can cure cancer after reading 7 books!

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12. One word: "bandibiotic"

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Start the New Year Off Right By Syncing These Tunes to the Stroke of Midnight

For too long we as a species have limited our New Year's Eve experience to just a ball dropping. But friends, what if I were to tell you this year, to ring in 2018, you could synchronize your favorite song, show, movie - WHATEVER to hit alongside that big ass ball drop?

Modern day Da Vinci @blondedocean is to thank for this revolutionary idea that will improve our New Years parties for centuries to come.

If you start listening to "Nights" by Frank Ocean on December 31st at 11:56:30, the transition in the song will be perfectly synced with the switch from 2017 to 2018 at midnight. Which is a great way to end and start the year. 🤞🏾

-- Blonded. (@blondedocean) December 15, 2017

The masses have embraced this idea and humbly offer their own spins on it that you are more than welcome to steal and act like you came up with it. For an even further catered experience, hit up enter2018right.com cause they've got a handful of songs and instructions of when to start them. No need for Auld Lang Syne anymore, motherfuckers.

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If you play Shrek 2's Holding Out for a Hero at 11:59:20 on New Year's Eve, then the exact moment Fairy Godmother says "HIT IT" will occur precisely at midnight. Start off your new year right http://pic.twitter.com/BRISPQ2CPQ

-- The Hoistest with the Moistest (@Reid_ums) December 19, 2017

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If you play Mans Not Hot by Big Shaq at 23:57:30 on New Year's Eve the ting will go skkkrrrraaah at exactly midnight. Start off your new year right.

-- Marley (@MarleyThirteen) December 20, 2017

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if you play Mr. Brightside by The Killers at 11:59:47pm on December 31st you can start your new year by coming out of your cage

-- Meg♤//17 (@bIindmelcn) December 17, 2017

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if you play the Home Improvement theme on December 31st at 11:59:10, Tim Allen's grunt will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.

-- Casey Briggs (@CaseyBriggs) December 17, 2017

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If you start "The Waterboy" at 10:49:34 on New Year's Eve, at midnight Bobby Boucher will show up at halftime and you'll start 2018 with the Mud Dogs winning the Bourbon Bowl.

Start your year off right. http://pic.twitter.com/Kr9qcK5LET

-- ESPN (@espn) December 26, 2017

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If you play "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus at exactly 11:57:10 on December 31st, you'll hear "I came in like a Wrecking Ball" as the clock strikes midnight. Enter 2018 the right way.

-- sasha (@SmilersReborn) December 17, 2017

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if you start watching captain america: the winter soldier at 22:01:23 then steve will say "i'm with you till the end of the line" as the clock strikes twelve. begin your new year right.

-- sam (@stvnbcky) December 16, 2017

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If you start having mediocre missionary sex at exactly 11.58.02 on New Year's Eve he'll finish & you'll be left unsatisfied by midnight.

Start your 2018 off right.

-- Kay Maxwell (@kay_maxwell) December 20, 2017

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start your 2018 off right: if you play "Monster" by kanye west at 11:56:25PM on new year's eve, Nicki's verse will start right as the clock strikes midnight

-- sweet boy (@TherapyDad_) December 17, 2017

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start your 2018 the way all iconic things do: with the stranger things theme song.
if you play the stranger things theme on december 31st at 11:58:53 PM the final notes will play right as the clock strikes 12 & you can live your 2018 like a stranger things episode.
your welcome.

-- anna (@dearlyfinn) December 17, 2017

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If you play The Office (US) S5:E9 "Frame Toby" at exactly 11:58:36pm on New Year's Eve, Michael Scott Will scream "NOOOOOO, NOOO GOD PLEASE NO. NOOO. NOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" exactly at midnight, start your 2018 off right, It's a Monday.

-- Austin Alvarez (@CoachAlvie44) December 21, 2017

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if you play all star by smash mouth at exactly 11:59:22pm on december 31, the first "hey now" will play at exactly midnight
start off your new year right

-- ri (@holographil) December 17, 2017

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if you play "bring me to life" by evanescence at exactly 11:59:08 on new years eve, the first "wake me up" will play at exactly midnight. start off your new year right

-- oob (@tmcripple) December 16, 2017

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If you lift your left foot on December 31st at 11:59:59 at exactly 12am you will start the new year off on the right foot

-- Jared (@pie_rocks76) December 18, 2017

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13 Bowler Memes That Are a Perfect 300

Trade in your shoes and buy some nasty ass chicken tenders cause it's time to hit the lanes for a meme so hot it doesn't need bumpers. 

1. I mean...uh....SHIT

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2. Time to sit back and watch everyone else get me a B- baby

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3. There better not be a goddamn pin standing, young man

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4. Guys where are you going? Guys?

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5. Now that that's over let us make sure we never make good on these plans ever

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6. You see, Lanky is actually really misunderstood (1/890)

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7. Can't hit the pins if you can never throw the ball forward

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8. HERE COMES THE MONAYYYYY

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9. Boutta 7/10 split this skull of mine

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10. NO THANK YOU PLEASE

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11. No but seriously have a very Happy New Year Patricia

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12. There's always gotta be someone who does it

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13. If that's not a strike, bowling just night not be your sport pal

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