Billionaire Betsy DeVos was recently confirmed as Education Secretary, despite having no experience or knowledge regarding education or public schools. With a 50-50 vote in Senate, Vice President Mike Pence broke the tie with a vote. Twitter was not having that shit.
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Betsy Devos walks into a bar. She buys everyone there free rounds until they're too drunk to notice she doesn't know how to hold a glass.
-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2017
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This feels like if we slowly replaced each member of the Beatles with a fork
-- Broti Gupta (@BrotiGupta) February 7, 2017
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We didn't learn from history and now our kids don't get to learn from anything!
-- Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) February 7, 2017
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Elementary math under Betsy Devos
-- Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 7, 2017
Q: Ned and Sheryl each have 4 apples. Who has more apples?
A: Whomever Mike Pence decides has more apples.
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BREAKING: Senate confirms pile of campaign money as Secretary of Education.
-- Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 7, 2017
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At least confirmation of #BetsyDeVos for Secretary of Education teaches kids about math--like how campaign contributions can add up.
-- Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) February 7, 2017
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Honestly I can't imagine a better argument for free accessible birth control than Betsy Devos in charge of our schools
-- Alise Morales (@fatlise) February 7, 2017
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🎶CRUELLA DeVOS
-- Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) February 7, 2017
CRUELLA DeVOS
IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOU
YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MANY STUDENTS RELY ON PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS AND FUCKFUCKFUC
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That's just angels fighting <-- science="" books="" explaining="" thunder="" under="" devos="" p=""> -- Janelle James (@janellejcomic) February 7, 2017
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Imagine being one of the 30 Republican Senate members that DeVos didn't give money to and voting to confirm her unqualified ass anyway
-- Mike Puterbaugh (@cvmikep) February 7, 2017
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The positive takeaway from DeVos confirm. is that you can achieve anything even if massively unprepared, which most students will soon be
-- tony (@sadvil) February 7, 2017
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Betsy DeVos becoming Secretary of Education is one of the craziest things to happen in Earth's 10,000 years.
-- Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) February 7, 2017
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Please don't judge Betsy DeVos until you've walked a mile in her house
-- Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) February 7, 2017
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"Okay, I'll bite: what's Education" - Betsy DeVos, upon hearing she's been confirmed
-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 7, 2017
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