Listen, we hear ya - times are tough, the weather's grim, and we're in contentious political period. Luckily, we have some excellent, grade-A, prime-cut tweets ready for you to enjoy.
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This kid got stuck in the handrail and everybody came out to take a picture instead of helping 💀 http://pic.twitter.com/WDsnDQqht0
-- kami (@lowkeyscum) December 14, 2016
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You'll never find ALL of the bombs in time, Batman! http://pic.twitter.com/NUM7QUV3K7
-- Owen Parsons (@owenBparsons) February 6, 2017
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john wick: I need to dispose of a body
-- Mike F (@mikefossey) February 12, 2017
bellhop: ok that costs one big gold coin
john wick: and id like a beer as well
bellhop: also one coin
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Cats in Squirtle Costumes http://pic.twitter.com/A0P6XqgdYS
-- CatClick 💟 (@catclick) January 5, 2017
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The new, bagless, Dyson soul harvester http://pic.twitter.com/KoA2XRn9EF
-- Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) February 5, 2017
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This letter, that was sent home from school today, is the funniest thing I've ever read. http://pic.twitter.com/5UYItrfVmO
-- Paul Hunt (@pahunt1978) February 7, 2017
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TYLER: The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club
-- Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) January 14, 2016
ME: Yeah obviously haha [gets out phone] http://pic.twitter.com/UH67J3T6Ct
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Angela Hill's full Street Fighter routine at #UFCHouston weigh-ins @AngieOverkill http://pic.twitter.com/Hm52Pmf0QA
-- Mike Dyce (@mikedyce) February 3, 2017
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when u deal with being sad by listening to sad music http://pic.twitter.com/bcFuEkFyOQ
-- Mikaela Long (@MikaelaLong) December 30, 2016
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Shang Tsung! I knew it. http://pic.twitter.com/bJsCTgbh6K
-- Oshry @ Home (@DaveOshry) February 4, 2017
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Jeff Sessions looks like a child that got turned into an old man for stealing a pie from a witch's window sill. http://pic.twitter.com/NxNQZURRjk
-- Adam Murray (@Atom_Murray) February 9, 2017
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sliding into ur DMs like this actual thing I saw in Crown Heights this morning http://pic.twitter.com/SuE6Oxa2na
-- James Grebey (@jgrebes) February 11, 2017
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woman next to me on subway reading an erotic novel in 128 pt font http://pic.twitter.com/uMGpsay0xj
-- amateurdentist (@amateurdentist) January 6, 2017
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2kMksaP
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