15 Tweets That Provide the Perfect Pick-Up Line

الاثنين، 6 يونيو 2016

15 Tweets That Provide the Perfect Pick-Up Line

1.

Hey boy are you doomsday cause you're making me really anxious but I can't wait for you to come
-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 26, 2016

2.

Did it hurt? When you lowered your expectations and listened to this pickup line
-- donni (@donni) May 5, 2016

3.

hey girl are you Microsoft Autoupdate because we JUST agreed on our status and you're all "check for updates??! now? later? tomorrow?"
-- Ingrid Ostby (@ingridostby) May 17, 2016

4.

"Girls call me the mail chimp bc I always deliver ;-)" - a pick up line u don't hear enough
-- Julia Edelman (@_juliaedelman) December 11, 2015

5.

Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because we found the body of a man we believe was your father in a burnt car with Tennessee plates.
-- Jesse Neil (@JTrainNeil) May 7, 2015

6.

girl, you're z-index:1 in my heart and that position is absolute ;)
-- Shea (@sheastrauss) August 29, 2015

7.

Hey, boy, are you a piece of dead skin on the bottom of my foot, because I pick you.
-- Manda LikeCatsOK? (@Manda_like_wine) October 15, 2013

8.

Are you Algebra? Cause I failed you again :(
-- Amir Khan (@AmirismyBFF) January 18, 2016

9.

DATING PROFILE: i want someone with the grim conviction of a detective solving the murder at the end of the episode but goofy too, ya know?
-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 30, 2016

10.

Hey girl lets get together and psychoanalyze our exes
-- Brian Gaar (@briangaar) May 28, 2016

11.

hey girl is that ass the means of production bc I'd like to seize it
-- Albro FLAMEoftheWEST (@bromanconsul) April 15, 2016

12.

The pickup line I've had the best luck with is "let's get you out of these dry clothes."
-- Elizabeth Tippet (@eltippy) May 26, 2016

13.

(me flirting) I HAVE A 5 STAR UBER PASSENGER RATING BYEEEEE
-- Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) June 4, 2016

14.

i woud say u are the person of my dreams but the truth is i am not creative enough to dream of a person like you
-- jomny sun (@jonnysun) August 21, 2015

15.

Damn girl, if you was a fruit you'd be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could.
-- 30 seconds to bars (@johnbiehl) October 15, 2014