14 Funniest Ways People Have Heard Guys Describe How Hot a Girl Is

الجمعة، 12 يناير 2018

14 Funniest Ways People Have Heard Guys Describe How Hot a Girl Is

Disclaimer: no one ever said any of these lines worked.

1. So spherical, so functional. Via DingleberryRug

A guy from Greece, his English was still hard to understand.

He was telling us about his girlfriend and how "she has the most sexy eyeballs".

Such romance. Such poise.

2. This never hurt nobody's case, I'll tell ya that rn dongbeinanren

She's got tits in all the right places.

3. Impossible, BOWL_OF_OATMEAL_AMA. Simply impossible.

"She looks like the type of girl that can eat a sloppy Joe and not get it anywhere"

4. Flight of the Conchords ftw, boyproblems_mp3

She's so hot she's making me sexist..... bitch

5. Gotta get me the type of woman who will decimate my entire life, ricardowarez

"I'd have a kid with her, go through a gruesome custody battle, get into fights with her and her new tattooed boyfriend over child support, and spend the rest of my life drinking alone in my shitty apartment just to hit that without a condom."

6. Damn, that's more than zero, Sedifutka

On a scale of zero to one, I'd give her one.

7. Before any of you say anything, who hasn't done this? From robbydb

I would suck her dad's dick to get a taste of the recipe.

8. Goddamn she's gotta be the hottest person on the planet, Whygoogleissexist

She could eat crackers in my bed

9. Come now, the jelly goes in the fridge - the peanut butter lives in the cabinet! From PlasticGirl

I was driving for Lyft once, and this biiiig black dude got into the back. He was on the phone said, loudly, "MMNN that girl is thick like peanut butter in the fridge!"