12 Solid Tweets That Will Make You Crack A Smile

الثلاثاء، 30 يناير 2018

12 Solid Tweets That Will Make You Crack A Smile

1. Mikes Hard don't mess around.

me: no hoe shit tonight
me after one mikes hard: pic.twitter.com/ay3scNZQZp
-- gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) January 29, 2018

2. There's police for that?

to this day I am 100% confident that this is the funniest thing I've seen in my entire fucking life pic.twitter.com/s1he1s4T1x
-- carlo (@carlocavaluzzi) January 28, 2018

3. Truly nothing more confusing than Daylight Savings Time.

ME: The older I get, the more I realize how confusing the world is.

FRIEND: I hear you. Being this aware of the precarious geopolitical situation is certainly harrowing.

ME: I was thinking more like Daylight Savings Time but yeah.
-- Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) January 29, 2018

4. There will be other carts in the store.

ME: Give up, man. She's not coming back.
GROCERY CART: pic.twitter.com/1GZN0ieahU
-- Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) January 28, 2018

5. This makes sense, oddly enough.

I feel like LaCroix is what juice would taste like to a ghost
-- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) January 28, 2018

6. There, all fixed.

pic.twitter.com/0cb6pbwRBZ
-- memes (@memeprovider) January 27, 2018

7. My life will never be the same.

God damn. I didn't even know he was dead 😢 pic.twitter.com/hL5wIRP4W7
-- TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT (@pixelatedboat) January 29, 2018

8. Which is really saying something considering how tiny he already is.

my partner can't stop laughing in this airport restaraunt because I got my old ass ID card out and I look like "a tiny joseph gordon-levitt" pic.twitter.com/aRjIjjkxQY
-- Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) January 29, 2018

9. Love this man.

A Pelicans fan snuck on to the court for warmups, stretched and put up a shot before the police escorted him off. Dying 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ckytG5T8q1
-- Dime on UPROXX (@DimeUPROXX) January 29, 2018