14 Times Bender Made the Future Worth Looking Forward To

1. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times

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2. Looks like my job is done here

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3. Just be different from what you're doing now please

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4. I am far more important than all the people who are not me

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5. Or some other sort of....wet coldness?!

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6. All that's ever mattered all along

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7. Robots know little of sins of the flesh

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8. See, see with your special eyes

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9. No excuses people

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10. We're gonna shove peace so far up your ass it's gonna come out your mouth

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11. GO BIG AND THEN GO HOME CUZ YOU'RE DEAD

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12. Pick literally anything else

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13. Welp, guess I'll die

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14. Hopefully I don't have to fight either of those things

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11 Obviously Fake Tweets That Are Still Pretty Great

Just because they're Photoshopped or from parody accounts doesn't make them any less great.

1. Explain yourself, NASA.

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2. Why fight for the princess when a perfectly fine Luigi is right there.

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3. Very generous of Kylo.

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4. Can't trust the deep state.

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5. Crazy if true.

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6. One fuckin' dies.

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7. You don't know him. You don't know his life.

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8. Barack really lettin' loose these days.

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9. Neil is smart beyond his years.

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10. Let us pray.

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11. That's bul-

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10 Wretched Tattoos That'll Make You Weep For Humanity

An easy solution for these trigger-happy clients would be to try out some temporary tattoos before they decide to scratch a design into the skin permanently. 

Or maybe just investing in a colorful array of permanent markers is a better way to go.

On second thought, permanent markers seem too, well, permenant for them. Maybe just stick to the washable toxic-free versions used in kindergarten classes. 

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2. Getting rid of this tattoo would be an awfully big miracle. 

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3. A face only a mother can love. 

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4. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's something we literally can't make out.

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5. Pika what happened to you?!

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6. Those arms go aaaallllllll the way up.

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7. What lovely hands you have. 

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8. AMERICARP!

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9. Poor Ariel has seen better days. 

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10. What does any of this say?

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