A lot of articles boast about making your day "100% better" - even articles we've had here on CollegeHumor. But I'm gonna be honest with you - at a maximum, this post will only make your day 72% better, and I can't even guarantee that number. This is just a post on the internet collecting some funny tweets - you probably have a lot of problems in your life that this post can't fix, and we need to be upfront about that. This may make you chuckle a few times, but this won't help with your student debt or medical bills or your crummy job. I wish I could say that it would fix those things, but I'd be lying.
Anyways, hopefully we can make your day AT LEAST 53% better.
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my mom asked me for a pic of ed sheeran and i tried to be funny and i edited it i didnt know she was gonna frame it a week later jfc http://pic.twitter.com/uFNzgnztaF
-- goth turtle (@dubstep4dads) July 13, 2017
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RUNNER: this is called "carbo-loading. we eat lots of heavy food
-- KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 9, 2017
ME: that's great. love it
RUNNER: then we go for a nice long run
ME: no
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Never forget http://pic.twitter.com/9aUUVAK8Nb
-- fancy meats degree (@kamilumin) July 4, 2017
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Dana White looks like one of those henchmen who goes "OHH NO! ITS DA BAT!!" in a Brooklyn accent when Batman swoops in http://pic.twitter.com/ajLvnYguoO
-- Dan "TBONE" O'Sulliv (@Bro_Pair) July 12, 2017
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Hmm, interesting take. I wonder which website HEY WAIT A MINUTE http://pic.twitter.com/nN2ygDlyND
-- Kuribo's 👟 (@kuribosshoe) July 12, 2017
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Mary Shelley also lost her virginity ON HER MOTHER'S GRAVE.
-- Mackenzi Lee (@themackenzilee) July 12, 2017
No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley. https://t.co/4oFjQwV2jE
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native american community: i find this offensive, it dehumanizes an entire population
-- ellen (@lngrne) July 6, 2017
one white guy: hm idk it doesn't offend me tho really
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don't watch the anime if you haven't read the manga http://pic.twitter.com/VX7gFIHxjI
-- stüssy (@StussyTheGoat) July 9, 2017
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http://pic.twitter.com/Hj9aC0ndhO
-- ronald ray gun (@gollygrahams) July 11, 2017
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Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.
-- Bilal Farooqui (@bilalfarooqui) July 17, 2017
We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots. http://pic.twitter.com/rGLTAWZMjn
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My mom used the dominos app for the first time and forgot to get sauce and cheese. Dead http://pic.twitter.com/cAhd1ymMsg
-- bj stead (@whosrobertseed) July 7, 2017
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Ok so a couple of things .. http://pic.twitter.com/NkxjKiEQ5t
-- Lemon Cake✨🇭🇹 (@TheSlimGoddess) July 18, 2017
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this really is the ultimate "are you fucking kidding me" image http://pic.twitter.com/rnGEVwSp6m
-- Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) July 13, 2017
And this isn't really a "funny tweet", but it's something worth seeing regardless:
I needed to see Captain America using sign language to chat with a guest at Disneyland today and I bet you do, too. http://pic.twitter.com/4xElnQrH9h
-- Kevin Church 🖖🏻 (@Kevin_Church) July 12, 2017
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