If nothing else, we guarantee a nose puff laugh.
1.
"do you have any pets"
-- Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) July 10, 2017
[remembers girls like sensitive guys] a cat
"what's his name"
[remembers girls also like tough guys] missile launcher
2.
Satan: I'll give you a bunch of twitter followers, but your replies will all be people doing the same obvious riff on your joke
-- Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) July 12, 2017
Me: Deal
3.
the face i make after i tell a bad joke and im waiting for everyone to laugh even tho i know they wont which makes it even funnier http://pic.twitter.com/gmxxzc8G6v
-- Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) July 12, 2017
4.
YALL WOKE AS SHIT DAMN http://pic.twitter.com/9kRpnLoB2o
-- Half Inch Punisher (@Yahiam_) July 11, 2017
5.
When he says he doesn't eat ass http://pic.twitter.com/wx0fJ3AyeE
-- Julia Loken (@JuliaLoken) July 9, 2017
6.
http://pic.twitter.com/Hj9aC0ndhO
-- ronald ray gun (@gollygrahams) July 11, 2017
7.
"haha i know yall lit but where's the passion...."
-- Ahmed/A&R/6ig 6iz (@big_business_) July 11, 2017
*30 seconds of silence*
*clicks play on passionfruit on the apple music playlist." http://pic.twitter.com/WWsGCuk052
8.
IVE JUST LEARNED AMERICANS DONT EAT "FINKY FOBNERS" OR "HARRIET GOES TO MARKET"!!! HOW DO U LIVE WITHOUT THESE CLASSIC BREAKFAST TREATS???? http://pic.twitter.com/f1QVseXWPx
-- DVS (@DVSblast) July 11, 2017
9.
COP: can anybody else describe the suspect?
-- YUNG SPIDER GOD (@buttgh0st) August 31, 2015
JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees
COP: anybody
10.
MY MOM JUST SENT ME THE MOST 2001 PHOTO http://pic.twitter.com/rM9S7S8ZZb
-- Katie Tiedrich (@katietiedrich) July 11, 2017
11.
[makes a voodoo doll of himself]
-- Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) August 11, 2015
[gives it a little back rub]
12.
I LIKE MY COMFORTERS LIKE I LIKE MY WOMEN http://pic.twitter.com/PBDIWFczKm
-- Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) July 12, 2017
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2uZNZ2c
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