Why some people think that starting out a conversation with "I love your skin, do you need your skin? Let me wear your skin" is a good way to find a partner, we'll never know.
But, that's what we get for signing up for DatingoftheLambs.com.
And Bill, if you're reading this, please stop asking about my body measurements.
1. *Takes hard step backwards*
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2. What a strange egg.
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3. Ugh, telling people about your dreams is so boring.
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4. If you type to someone that they're your gf, it's contractually binding.
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5. Happy 1 month, my future kidnapped bride!
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6. I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE BECAUSE I AM MAN.
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7. It puts the lotion on the skin (and then goes out on a date).
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8. What a lovely poem.
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9. I think he's watched too much porn about pizza delivery drivers, because uhh, no dude.
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10. Nothing more romantic than a guy admitting he wants to kidnap you.
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11. At least he's honest.
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12. No matter how far you drift apart, it will never be far enough, my good man.
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13. Fucking disgusting, I hate sunflower seed milk ice cream.
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